Wacky, Wild TV Ads

Ploc Gum - Lower Half TF

Wow, bold start when this kid’s lower half gets bumped aside by Bugs Bunny.

The rest of the ad has similar content, where an animated lower half is skewed and dancing differently than the top half.  DEFINITELY worth a look, and download as this video is rare if it’s your tastes.

LEAD- Fruit Roll Ups (1990) - Meteor

Holy smokes!  I can’t thank this anon enough for finding this. Look at the tape. Look at how recent it is. It was impossible to find this unless you knew to look for it.  So.. Our hero! ;u;  Yet this’s only the beginning. Anyone else able to find higher quality copies of this ad? Not sure if this’s a higher quality copy of the ad.

Let’s review what happens. The kids confuse Rolluppo for a meteor as he comes rocketing in. The kids are in suspense as he rolls like a windowblind, only to flatten when bursting forth with his product.  THAT’s when they get happy. 

The first girl is a figure 8, I believe. She’s soon pulled to the side, flattened, and twists around the other two boys she was with as she drifts down gently.  Wow. Now I know why I like this ad. :X <3

The next one shown is a girl who spins up into the air. (This’s where the video being low-Q is noticable :( )..  

After that, an awesome scene with a nerd boy who eats a peeled-out car piece, and is pulled down into a revving car shape. Yes, shape. You see, he doesn’t turn into like, a red car or something. His body’s form is bent to the shape of the chassis!  And then he rockets off.

I can see why I love this ad from the fadedness of the video. Spectacular body control and form play. 9u9 <3  

But yes! Please! Be on the hunt for this as well! :) <3 Anyone else remember it now?

Rayman 2 - The Great Escape (PSX) - People into Raymen

Thanks to the anon who mentioned this ad!  In it, a boy is instantly transformed into having a Rayman bodytype, including little hair bangs. Everyone else has, too, despite his mother’s problem with gaming.

Surreal, but interesting.

PSX.

Alts:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OUWJsR7pRs

Super NIntendo Ad - Persona Change & Control Loss

Wow, this ad is.. kinda kinky, and I think it’s even from my nascent years. So, mega thanks to FunkyRowanPixie for this gem.

Basically, in this ad, a Super Nintendo system forms into this floating challenge pod that shoots out a controller into the guy’s hand.  He’s pulled into the game system, and as soon as he lands, his legs transform into robot legs and he poses.  He grins and begins to play the game. After having played a bit, his head spins around while playing and leaves a robot head. Pretty cool.

Next, his arms turn into robot arms. The struggle continues as a swirling whirl of color spins around him and finally melts/transforms his face into a shiny robot face.  He looks around a bit in shock, then begins really hyper-playing the game. Like, almost losing his shit. I don’t know, did he become a robot to win, or did the game try to turn him into one?

Anyways, he wins, etc. Pretty cool.

Alts:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNSkSJCE6pE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVFyBf28bho

Alt (THis is really a LQ copy)

https://vimeo.com/6037704

Any other copies? I want a HQ one..?

Gloria Estefan - Bad Boys (Music Video, feat CATS)

In this ad, a bunch of men from CATS, I think, harass and flirt with Gloria Estefan. Boring, right? (Unless you like CATS, then it’s already good! But I need a bit more <3 )

Until she leaves this alley of bad boys and rejoins her “Good boy”.  He thinks everything’s OK and is complacent.  Too complacent to notice the bad boys have corrupted her, leaving her with a cat tail hanging off of her. (Starts a bit before 4:00, near the end.)  

This might pique the interest of the anon who gave me the Cat’s Eye lead. :> <3 I know when I first saw it, it was p. cool.  If tails were an STD, I think I could live with it. Lol.

Going to label it as ‘cuckolding’ because this guy has no clue that she found something more fun than him.  Very rare and sexy angle to weird ads.

Alts:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xXuwykOKbo

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1zd1f_gloria-estefan-bad-boys_music

Lifesavers Squeez-Its - Animated Tongue

Not much I noticed in this ad. DId I miss something? But in one scene, a girl has a long animated tongue that she uses to lick a lifesavers into a faint hoop & nothingness.

YMMV, though.

Walls - Ice Creams with added Whizz Bang Wallop - Claymation Head TF

A pretty spectacular ad found by James— even though there’s no live actors, the animation in the claymation’s spectacular.  STarts at 1:40.

Well, what happens is a claymation kid with three heads tries an ice cream with his middle head. The curly-haired head gets a big hair like the twisted icecream. (Awesome!)  Then, when he reverts, the center kid tries another candy that makes his third head become a giant frozen ice cone.  Pretty cool.

The middle kid’s head explodes after that, which isn’t as nicely animated, but the rest may make this ad worth your while like mine. Def. a fave, I’d say.  (From a 1995 ads compilation)

Campbells MeatBalls - Meatball Body, other weirdness

Hey, another favorite!  This is thanks to James, since he found out that Campbell ads in the UK are all wacky like this one.

In the top clip, starts at 2:17.  Boy with a weird voice over has his head twist around, then he has his stomach bulge a bunch until his lower half turns into a meatball, allowing him to go through history with a meatball belly.   (Egypt, Caveman alongside Stonehenge)

Besides the rock drummer with a long tongue and meatball body, there’s a boy who’s swimming, and gets.. what? Squeegeed by meatballs and colored like one (IE: Tan?)

Def worth a look.