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Colgate Vitamin C - Bursting? Mind-Blowing? Gusher of Lemon Juice, exploding slices of a lemon bomb, and a vortex of lemon and lime

OK, So, they redid ad #2’s effects for a different product. Hm. I’m OK with that, I guess. B) <3  HQ Download from ManyMany.asia ‘s vimeo copy!

So, look at the previous #2 in this series, but have the following effects instead:

A gusher of lemon and lime juice erupts from her neck, then a lemon has a fuse of its vine burn down, exploding the lemon into slices of lemon lime at the viewer… before finally becoming a vortex of water swirling around, with lemon and lime slices filling up the bathroom and the frame in a pattern. (Damn, less surreal of, “Bathroom got filled with these”).

But pretty badass.  Hard to find an alt..

Note, in this version, she doesn’t cross her arms and ‘chill’, and the bathroom also gets destroyed.. X3

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Colgate - Fresh Confidence - Phillippines 3 - Moist Balloon, Snow Globe, & Frozen Sphere

So, more in this cool campaign.  Here’s the HQ download for you already in the know.  (Thanks, ManyMany )

Dude thinks he’s going to get just your everyday old toothpaste. Nope. He has some Colgate fresh confidence, causing his head to morph and swell into a giant moist, fresh balloon/bubble like in the toothpaste.  Next, another brush gets a snowglobe base and down form around his head, then a big dome and water.. I think it shakes him up and he has the snow whirl around. (Otherwise, not as fun if he’s doing it).

Then, the sphere freezes, leaving a ring of aqua bubbles around him.. Eventually it breaks, freeing him.  PRetty badass.

Alts:

https://vimeo.com/75197335 

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Colgate - Fresh Confidence - Phillippines - 2 - FIRE HYDRANT, “Snow Lady” version of herself - Ice Cube Blender

So, damn. On the ‘plus’ side, there’s an alt for this recently released.  Yes, I mean plus as in additional to awesome CG already.  I like this one as ‘canon’, but… eh. I can make my own headcanon *cough*… Anyways..

So, this girl is trying the product in her bathroom. Sticks the toothbrush in her mouth and is all wide-eyed and head convulsey… Then her head turns into a fire hydrant with caps vibrating, literally bursting out water everywhere.  No mess, right?  So, she tries it again.

This time, it turns her into a frozen, snow-lady version of herself; and she’s cold everywhere else.. That’s OK.. But then after that, she becomes a blender, rapidly blending ice everywhere.

Hard to find alts, so here’s ManyMany’s HD copy..  

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Colgate - Fresh Confidence - Phillippines - 1; Fan Head, Water funnel, and Ice Cube

Hell yeah. So, this ad was popular enough to get more than one. But hold your horses.. They’re queued up!

So, in this ad, a guy’s having the product. OK. But when he’s trying the product, his head convulses rapidly between each try… And the first turns his head and neck into a metallic fan, blowing things all over his bathroom.. Cool.  Next, he has a giant water funnel/vortex replacing them.  After that, the vortex freezes around his head in a giant ice cube.  Eventually he breaks out.

So.. yeah! This stuff is like, usually perfect.

Done by ManyMany.asia.  Here’s a mirror of their Vimeo’s DL.

Alts:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVKt_XRqBro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0p3i2Yu5PM

https://vimeo.com/40435476

https://vimeo.com/68210968

https://vimeo.com/40601031

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Chuck E Cheese - Kid is actually Chuckie

FYI, I don’t know where the original at AdLand is, and I looked. :( 

Anyways, This one features a family at home with a friend..?  He takes off his human head mask and it turns out he’s actually Chuckie Cheese. He warps them to presumably the nearest location of his, where the three original kids party out.

But the disapproving mom shows up, and she’s having fun, too?  Nope, turns out she’s Chuckie, too! Weird… 

Very cool ad. In retrospect, kids want to go to this place and are willing to be kidnapped?  Badass. I’m calling it magical ride, though.

Thank you, Anon, I forgot about these!

Any alts?

B&Q - Unleash the B and Q Inside You - Persona & Mood Change

So, this’s a cool one. Thank you, FunkyRowanPixie!  But not because of the morphing/TF in here.. But because I admire their statement. B) <— might want to take on a project with some boldness

ANyways! B&Q is the prompting cause for these people to dump their old bored/unambitious selves to strike a pose with a knee up… (Guess they got captain in them)  

But more importantly, clothes get torn away to reveal their B&Q apron, and have various items thrust into the scene, or into their hands.. LIke, spatulas, weights, paint brushes, wrenches, etc.  But basically, their moods get changed by their new dedication.

Well, badass.  Maybe that’s really all we gotta do— dress ourselves up in the regalia and tools we need for our job, and strike it with honesty..

… Oh, well. Anyways, the clothes tugging is kinda cool. Thanks again! :D

Viral Video - “Rizen Visual” - Poropocalypse - Exploding/Bloating

Hm, so, I didn’t know about the Poros in League of Legends, but that’s because I’ve tried to avoid the struggle of the ladder. B) <— not good at it

In this viral video an anon sent (thank you, Anon! & your friend! B), two dudes are feeding a poro some Poro-Snax.  Seems OK, unless you know feeding a Poro too much causes it to explode into smaller ones.

So, first they overfeed a Poro. Sure. But then one of the dudes eats one, and his friend’s like, “WHAT??” and the dude bloats a little after convulsing.  Then it seems like he leaks Poros out into the air, and deflates into nothing but skin himself..

The last remaining friend runs, as poros begin to burst out of the top of Fire Hydrants, a manhole, and off-screen..

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Progressive Insurance - VooDoo - Castration?

Well, some guys might be into this, too. Or girls. Or whomever! :)

Though this vengeful girlfriend instead pricks her ex in the heart, forces him to punch himself in the face, and … castrates? him while they’re having an intimate moment on the couch.

Ouch. But might be up your alley? I dunno. Take a peek!

Progressive Insurance - Progressive VooDoo - Instantaneous Effect

So, this ex enacts revenge instantaneously using Progressive’s VooDoo doll app. (well, back then, it wasn’t called an App, haha.)

Anyways, this guy at a bar is dancing up some girl… FIrst, the girl sticks a needle in his thigh, gives him hot foot, and then outright shrinks his head in front of his date.  Cue shocked expression, btw. :)

Very nice one I forgot about, WhatIReallyLike! :)

Ratchet & Clank - Sheepinator ( Backyard)

So, in this ad, kids are about to transform a cat into a sheep.. using the gun from the game.. until the cat jumps down and the parents come back.

Alts: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWBS_hHW2jE

I can’t find it on Adland.tv, though. Hm…